Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring